the no button is a handy button that says ‘no’
the founders of the no button are parents who seemed to be repeating the same things to their kids over and over. they dreamed of a button that would just say it for them. eventually they noticed that ‘no’ is the most often used phrase followed by ‘clean your room.’ so they designed a button that would say the no’s for them.
the no button answers many questions for children such as:
‘we found a cute dog, can we keep it?
‘can i have another bowl of ice cream?’
‘can i stay up late?’
‘can i start dating?’
‘would you please buy me a pony?’
can i have a motorcycle?’
‘can i have some money?’
it turns out that it also works for adults answering questions such as:
‘do you think that i should have another beer?’
‘does this make my butt look big? ‘
‘would you like to invest in enron stock?’
‘Yuuuck! smell this!’
‘Hey babe, what’s your sign?’
simply press the button and hear a resounding no! come out of the button in 10 different versions.
